3:52 pm Inuvik Canada - Route 8

Jesus, Darleen never remembered the drive to the large animal veterinarian clinic being so far. She had already driven past three 7-11’s and one Super 7-11 where she knew they had the best Go-Go Taquitos around. She wanted to stop and get a Slurpee for the ride but she did not know how patient her miniature person package would be while she perused the florescent isles. Oh the horror and embarrassment to have a child in a pick up truck while munching on a meatball stromboli Taquito, Wild Red Cherry Slurpee mega gulp in hand, what would people say? She had to keep driving.

INUVIK, CANADA – 3:17 PM

She was breathing heavily, panting as the pain would not cease. Darleen knew this was the time. Prepping herself to do what she had never done before, Darleen put up the “Back in 5 Minutes” sign, even though she knew she would be back in no less than ten minutes and that the signs big red letters were glaring fibs to the world, but she figured that the few hail Mary’s she mumbled on the way to her beat up blue pick up truck would suffice for her lie. Firing up ole Betty Doo she pressed on the gas and roared out of the gravel parking lot of Bruce’s PetroGas Truck Auto Beer Repair. The nearest hospital was a good three hour drive away and she knew that she did not have that much time, so she went to the next best place she could think of, the Inuvik Large-Animal Veterinary Clinic.

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